Sorry the comic is a few hours late. I fell asleep. And that's why I'll never be an astronaut.
So much to talk about. Lets start with what's most important and work backwards toward Steve Buchemi. We've got a new regular character and her name is Bonnie. You may know her as Catharsis on the message boards. Since she's now a cast member she gets to be in the Patheticam. And if you've been wondering why there haven't been any "Derek's a dateless loser" comics lately... there's your answer. I think we all owe her a round of applause.
Now on to the comic itself. First, for my non-Mid West readers, Kum & Go is a real chain of convenience stores. I can only assume that in Web Comic Land (Webcomicia... Webcomicville... Webcomicton... anyway) Zing acquired Kum & Go in a hostile take over. I envision pirate ships and lots of cannon fire. Ben had the brainstorm to work the Bug Bunny, Albuquerque line. And finally, the woodchippers sign and having Steve Buscemi behind the counter are both homages to Fargo. We're suckers for Coen Brother movies.
I'd also like the mention that Dildo went and answered all the questions you guys have sent in. So go Ask Dildo.
