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"In the future one out of every six people will be Abraham Lincoln."
-- The Tick
   Submitted By: Bishma



"I get bigger when you void, I'm Hank the happy hemroid."
-- MXC
   Submitted By: Bishma



"He's going down Vic, I'd bet your condo on it.

Well you better tell my ex-wife to back her bags Ken, 'cause he's back up!"
-- MXC
   Submitted By: Bishma



"I heard alcohol makes you stupid.

No I... doesn't."
-- Futurama
   Submitted By: Bishma



"Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000 milligrams of morphine. I thought I'd check with you before I killed a man."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"Yeah, Scarlet, you're chief too.

Ah, what now?

Well I figured with her being ridiculously book smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills and you being warm and cuddly as an untrained labradoodle and about as useful in high stress medical situations as an untrained labradoodle, together the two of you make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"Perry... you know I have a cousin named Perry. But actually, no, he's not my cousin. And his name's not Perry, it's Jeff.

That's so funny, I have an uncle named Stop Bothering Me."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"That mans father is very important.

Don't tell me, he donated a wing.

He donated a wing, a thigh and a breast."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"I tell you there Bob-o, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"So which one is Ramona? Is she the one with the ears?

I think everyone who works here has ears."
-- Andy Richter Controls the Universe
   Submitted By: Bishma



"Why the giant X?

Why the stupid face?

Touche."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"Did you just tell my patient to shut up? Because that seems not very doctory."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"Do you want me to give you my things I don't care about speech again, because you know I've updated it to include all white guys who add "izzle" to anything."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"Molly, Molly, Molly. You lost me at hello."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"When you get back from surgery, Mrs. Graburg, we'll play scrabble again and this time I'll beat you.

Well of course you'll beat her son, she's having half her brain removed."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Let me see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, kabbalah, and all kabbalah related products, high def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting punked, Danny Gans, the latin Grammys the real Grammys, Jeff that wiggle who sleeps too darn much, the Yankees, payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything that exists past, present, and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions... oh and Hugh Jackman."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"As I fondled Katia, my pillow girlfriend, I thought about how things had changed for all of us."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"The newlyweds, oh and hey Carla. Mark my words the first year of marriage is just a real treat. Sweetheart, do you remember ours?

The silly fighting for control.

You broke my jaw!

You gotta stop that back-talk early. Come on glass-jaw."
-- Scrubs
   Submitted By: Bishma



"He'll be as strong as Hercules and flexible as Gumby.

Gumbercules? I love that guy!"
-- Futurama
   Submitted By: Bishma



"I've never operated a chainsaw without a few beers in me before, they're scary as hell"
-- Ivan Grossen
   Submitted By: Spacemonkey



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