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| "In the future one out of every six people will be Abraham Lincoln." |
| -- The Tick |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
| "I get bigger when you void, I'm Hank the happy hemroid." |
| -- MXC |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
"He's going down Vic, I'd bet your condo on it.
Well you better tell my ex-wife to back her bags Ken, 'cause he's back up!" |
| -- MXC |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
"I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
No I... doesn't." |
| -- Futurama |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
| "Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000 milligrams of morphine. I thought I'd check with you before I killed a man." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
"Yeah, Scarlet, you're chief too.
Ah, what now?
Well I figured with her being ridiculously book smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills and you being warm and cuddly as an untrained labradoodle and about as useful in high stress medical situations as an untrained labradoodle, together the two of you make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
"Perry... you know I have a cousin named Perry. But actually, no, he's not my cousin. And his name's not Perry, it's Jeff.
That's so funny, I have an uncle named Stop Bothering Me." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
"That mans father is very important.
Don't tell me, he donated a wing.
He donated a wing, a thigh and a breast." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
| "I tell you there Bob-o, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
"Why the giant X?
Why the stupid face?
Touche." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
| "Did you just tell my patient to shut up? Because that seems not very doctory." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
| "Do you want me to give you my things I don't care about speech again, because you know I've updated it to include all white guys who add "izzle" to anything." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
| "Molly, Molly, Molly. You lost me at hello." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
"When you get back from surgery, Mrs. Graburg, we'll play scrabble again and this time I'll beat you.
Well of course you'll beat her son, she's having half her brain removed." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
| "I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Let me see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, kabbalah, and all kabbalah related products, high def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting punked, Danny Gans, the latin Grammys the real Grammys, Jeff that wiggle who sleeps too darn much, the Yankees, payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything that exists past, present, and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions... oh and Hugh Jackman." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
| "As I fondled Katia, my pillow girlfriend, I thought about how things had changed for all of us." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
"The newlyweds, oh and hey Carla. Mark my words the first year of marriage is just a real treat. Sweetheart, do you remember ours?
The silly fighting for control.
You broke my jaw!
You gotta stop that back-talk early. Come on glass-jaw." |
| -- Scrubs |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
"He'll be as strong as Hercules and flexible as Gumby.
Gumbercules? I love that guy!" |
| -- Futurama |
| | Submitted By: Bishma |
| "I've never operated a chainsaw without a few beers in me before, they're scary as hell" |
| -- Ivan Grossen |
| | Submitted By: Spacemonkey |
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